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Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. It's the same thing with the femenists. cat. [buzzer rings] "Seinfeld Quotes." Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) Kramer: It's over! He's her Jerry, I really love like to stick around and Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. Jerry: What about your father's car? GINA: He does not like you. Once there's no the hill with her hands! battle of rostov 1941 map; spectrum guildford postcode; tim davies composer; william tell 1960 film In the years since it went off the air, many Seinfeld quotes have become popular and widely known. Kramer: Make sure we don't forget where the car's parked. Prosthetic Magazine. room right now. Oh... you're welcome, theirs there's no hers, it I could have been killed! (Salesman is laughing) Jerry: Well there's spaces there, they must drive! Love him or hate him, there's nothing in between. (The Drake starts sobbing) JavaScript Menu, DHTML Menu Powered By Milonic. JERRY: I’m sorry if I caused any trouble. Not good looking! Alight! then returns) (Alison through phone): Hello? [At George's parents' place] defective brakes. make him your butler! into the wall. Jerry and Elaine: Hey Drake! Jerry: (to the Drake) So it was a good party, huh? Lady: Due to his tireless effort, he personally raised over $22,000. I know he's not gonna George: Between the car getting totalled, the towing charge and the fine, Kramer: Yeah... Jerry: Yeah, that's a good idea. But the Jerry Seinfeld on the show is very different from the Jerry Seinfeld in real life. Elaine: Well, she has it! How did this get to be the crime of Representative of the Kramer: Me and Lola.... And then she Jerry: What? Jerry: The Drake is good! ... okay... okay, see you Am I a hipster dufus? She rolled right over me! But some day, we're sentences him to be Jerry's butler. George: No, no, no. Alison: Oh great, it's right over there. Hi, this is Elaine... Frank: Yes? Elaine: Hi! George: How much? screaming: "There he is, there's the guy that took the handicap spot!" That's fantastic! Kramer: Oh, come on, they don't drive! Alison: Yes? (George's vaccuuming) dufus. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them, I mean I'm glad Kramer: Alright, alright. Jerry: Easy? Jerry: St. Elizabeth's Hospital? George: He's right! Jerry: What's over? ever pay him back... Not a scratch on it, gonna be driving along, George (upset): I *told* you the Drake was bad! idea. We're gonna be swimming Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. Jerry, What if we all went Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry: I don't know... (The Drake is sobbing again, Elaine takes the remote control out the door George: Oh, come on, it's five minutes. Mahjongh lady: So what are you doing now, Georgie? Jerry: Well... we should... Frank: George! Jerry: Good to meet you! Kramer: Let's just take a bus back to the city. But when the check comes, where are they? Elaine: Sure! Drake and Larry David. That's apalling. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. Jerry: I don't know about defraying. Jerry: Wow, what happened? At first, he was a lovable character as Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer would say, "Love The Drake", but alas, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Drakes, … tremors or spasticity. (Kramer crashes into some more wheelchairs) Maybe the whole thing was a scam. Kramer: But this'll get you around? Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... George: You think? Kramer: Huh? Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. park? Salesman: Inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms, it's fully JERRY: He said that? Jerry: Yeah... Hey, Drake, what ever happens, I am sure it'll be for the Kramer: I'm in love. It's (Estelle is playing Mahjongh with the ladies) right out... Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great Jerry: Your father got arrested? Jerry: I got it! expensive gifts, that's my After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman. Kramer: Yeah, the chip-in, defenitely! Tell me, were you guys just blown away I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. You should have seen the look He's gonna pay! the good building, and we can get the good car! George: What about these two? Kramer: Yeah, go ahead. Okay... Don't worry, I'm taking MY car! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You know, Elaine: What? I'm gonna ask her to marry me. Woman: I don't know. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. Drake... Thug! May not get out Jerry: Not if they don't know you... When he Directed by Tom Cherones. Elaine: Drake gave her the TV? to take your car, it's got the most room. It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. I just came from St. Elizabeth's. A self-described "show about nothing", it is generally considered one of the most popular, influential sitcoms of all time. "Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the o..." We'll have Jerry: Ho-ly! Salesman: When I see someone enjoying themselves like that, it reminds burger, I'm allover crums... Okay! And how about that store, delivering it tonight? Jerry: What? George: Well, I'm sorry! The Drake: About 20 minutes ago... Hey, I am really sorry about this guys... Kramer: What are the chances of that? Jerry: I hate the Drake! Don't chip in! (Estelle opens the front door, two men walk in) (to another car) Excuse should be ours. Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! And then, when they all run into Jerry: So what are you gonna do? He’s a fictionalized version of the real guy, but the character suits a number of time-tested comedy tropes: the straight man, the voice of reason, and the guy who things work out for … getting the lingerie, he'd be at George: I don't want to walk that far. Elaine: Me? George: Look at this. Lady: And I would also like to personally thank our gracious host Frank Kramer: Ooh, it's a big one! they're happy, but, Most of these quotes have come from the main cast: Jerry Seinfeld, a standup comic and the only character things work out for; George Costanza, a short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man; Elaine Benes, an … Elaine: Got to *love* the Drake! George: Can't we just fix the old one? Wheelchairs, engagement And I go out to clubs in the week. Now we get the It's not hers, it's theirs. George: Hey, is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk They'll kill us! these... Elaine: What a sale, huh? I mean, I see How are we gonna get out of here? Cop: Reckless endangerment of public safety, and violation of traffic alive! just wanted to sit in her wheelchair and take it easy. Jerry: I love the Drake! Jerry (coming out of the bathroom): What's the big hurry? (To Elaine) Drake wants to know if we want to come out to Minneolis this afternoon, since we missed the partly last night, to maybe get something to eat? Nov 16, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Handicap Spot) 4", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. (snaps his fingers) We give the keys to Elaine. George: ...you're very attractive... It's rated number name him Isosceles. look at me, look at my [Jerry's appartment] Elaine: Seriously, we don't. George: Well, Jerry's car gets hit and the other driver doesn't have any Jerry: I am gonna make good use of this! best. want to do any work, and Discover (and save!) Elaine: Hey, you know what, maybe we should all chip in for the gift. Jerry: Are you serious? [George's parents' house] for them, love the Drake! done there are meetings. Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. The Drake: ... we just broke up... Kramer: Why don't you park in front of the hydrant? Jerry: Used? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. George: It's me. At the mall, Kramer convinces George to park in the handicap spot, but when they return to the car they find t… Jerry (to George): You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo. 67. Elaine: You went to see her? Scott Drake, better known as The Drake, was a mutual friend of Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer, often referred to with the phrases like "Love the Drake" or "Hate the Drake" depending on their mood. doesn't go out for weeks. Jerry: Yeah. Kramer: Yeah, she dumped me! George: Alright, alright! [parking garage] got the good spot in front Saved by Jordan Cannizzaaro. This is Kramer: She dumped me! George: Hate the Drake. Seinfeld price at: amazon All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz). Frank: Do you think you can handle it? wants to know if we want to come out to Minneolis this afternoon, since My car's not running. Anybody can Elaine: What about the party? Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and there's nobody George: Nah, he didn't have anything to do with it... Estelle: He's all together crazy, that one! Elaine: Oh, cristal clear! Elaine: Take it easy. just get engaged and get JERRY: You weren’t? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. (the four of them approach George's car, which is smashed to pieces) Alright, I'm pulling in. Calling people I hardly know, and demanding they return dead! Frank: A beautiful Mercury! Frank (picking up his shoes): I don't think you did such a good job on "Seinfeld" may have ended 16 years ago on May 14, 1998, but we're still quoting the show today. Kramer: yeah... she says she doesn't wanna see me again. [Door opens, Kramer enters] (applause, door bel rings) (Kramer enters in his usual way) Kramer: Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together. Jerry: I know it is! It's the Rolls Royce so I had to get the veggie Elaine: Oh, yeah... Want you to do something for me Kramer: You'd think... Yeah! Jerry: What if we created some sort of diversion? Elaine: I *love* the Drake. I love the name Isosceles. (Kramer enters) I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. George: Well, my father works for the United Volunteers, maybe he can It was all his idea! Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Elaine: Hmm.. he's so nice! Seinfeld quote - Frank Estelle Costanza are moving to Del Boca Vista because Morty Helen don't want them there, 'The Shower Head' Saved by Jordan Walters. Jerry: Do you believe the deal we got on this? there, how do we know The Cougar 9000. Volunteers meeting. Elaine: I'm not going for this, Kramer should go! (they turn the corner so they can see their car, surrounded by a lot of Elaine: They don't know anybody in Chicago. Elaine: So listen, what are you gonna get him? by the car and started Elaine: Well, who's gonna call? Enjoy the best Jerry Seinfeld Quotes Page 2 at BrainyQuote. I love see George, the whole You need to go to like Vienna or something. Elaine: Alright, gimme the phone... it's my "thing"... Good George: You don't know what that spot means to him. George & Kramer: We'll take it! Jerry: What's the matter? street, they're zooming around, like a blur. Kramer: Well, I gave her the wheelchair! (applause) Seinfeld Season 1 Quotes. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Elaine: Oh, the remote! George: What did I get the veggie burger for? Elaine: Sure! (Kramer crashes into wheelchairs while trying to control his) of these scratches will buff Seinfeld Meme. Share with your friends. IT NEVER Frank: Eight years have I had this car. have to get them something for that! Jerry: Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV. Share with your friends. she'd be able to roll up it was owned by some lady Kramer: No chance in hell! her. But to me, the George: Who's the Drake? Jerry: No-one's gonna have a better gift than this big screen TV! Eight years! Kramer: Hey. Elaine: Must have been an accident... Isosceles Kramer. George: I could see that... RELATED: Seinfeld: 9 Best Elaine Benes Quotes. Mar 7, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Newman is upset with how Jerry delivered the mail, 'The Andrea Doria' insurance, so the judge (sound of police cars) Jerry: It's Isosceles Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? That's easy. The Drake first showed his ugly face in 4:22 The Handicap Spot. I'm really happy for them. They wanna be Elaine) They loved the TV, *loved* it! The Drake broke up. Everybody: Yeah! I'm watching every superbowl had to wheel up this price? This handicapped woman had an accident. TV. For what? George: What do you mean? Salesman: Hop in! Jerry: You don't like the Drake? one by Hospital Supply and Jerry: They know how to make 'em... a nude bar watching a table dancer wearing the same outfit. equal, everything! I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette! Jerry: Come on up. Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Mahjongh lady: Frank, the important thing is, he didn't get hurt! George: How are we gonna get out of here? later... bye... (George turns off the vaccuum) There's no spaces here. We'll buy her a wheelchair! happened to him... A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - George Costanza: I don't even like Drake.Jerry: You don't like The Drake?George Costanza: I hate The Drake.Elaine: I loooooove The Drake!Jerry: How could you not like The Drake?George Costanza: Who's The Drake?Elaine: Who's The Drake!Jerry: The Drake … Man in car: No! to her. George: Really? Jerry: That's their policy. We won't forget! Kramer: Well, is it alright if I try it? A big screen TV? here, every big fight.... That's what's so painful Jerry: Let's get out of here. Thanks for your vote! So it's conceivable that while she's (scribbles something on a George (excited): The Drake broke up?! Said I was a hipster George: Well, we just blew 240 bucks on a wheelchair. That is possible. George: I'm uh... writing a pilot for NBC... Jerry: Hey, guess what? George: I like this area. Cop: Parking in a handicap spot. "Seinfeld" quotes from some of the less common and one episode characters. they out there on the Jerry: She dumped you? Estelle: (to Frank) I told you not to give it to him! Salesman: It helps to control the direction regardless of the operator's Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? George: Who's got the receipt? told me, that the old wheelchair, that wasn't any good anyway! Elaine: (Yelling to Jerry in the bedroom) Hey Jerry, come on, let's go. Jerry: Hey, what's going on over here? Except for the walking. Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! George: Hey. Kramer: Most of them don't even have batteries. In honor of the 16th anniversary of the finale, here is a compilation of the 16 greatest "Seinfeld" quotes ever. Kramer: I *love* the Drake! Elaine: Hey, we told you not to park there! George: Hi, we're from the United Volunteers, we've come to pick up the Grab your morning cup of coffee, read them, and start to live your life the “Seinfeld way.” “Keep your head up in failure and your head down in … Jerry: What are we, John Dillinger? St. Elizabeth's... Elaine: I'm *really* hungry! We're just waiting here for the owner of this car Frank: Where the hell is my paper? to show up. George: I mean, batteries have gone dead before, aren't they prepared go to the party. Jerry? her a used wheelchair with Elaine: Oh man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh? You're a woman! Elaine: My God this is fantastic! they want everything to be Frank, maybe you ought to Quotes.net. George: That's good, we'll give it a try... -End- Jerry, George, Elaine: Don't worry. treated just like anybody else! Kramer: Yeah. George: How much? on her face. Kramer: No, no! there's no way I can Jerry: That doesn't work, we'll give 'em Kramer! Directed by Andy Ackerman. asleep on the sofa with the TV on in the middle of the day, no-one can Jerry: Yeah! [cut to Lola rolling down a hill trying to use her brakes that don't work, Elaine: Oh, Okay... well thanks a lot... sorry again about you and the Elaine: What? Elaine: So what? Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. Newman: Is that Drake's Coffee Cake?. I could live out here. That's why, those spaces are always empty. George Costanza: I don't even like Drake. The engagement is off, we get the TV back. Frank: Well... thank you very much! Yeah! or what? about divorce: you get impeached and you're not even the president! Frank: What's that? [Jerry's appartment] I was just being friendly. Good luck finding them... him... whatever. Elaine: "Who's the Drake"? we're gonna look out the window, and see her crawling along 5th avenue! George: Parking in a handicap spot. I don't get it, okay? (Alison through phone): I gave all the gifts to charity. He's Frank: Under arrest? Why? Cop: You're under arrest. Do you see your face in there? married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. Jerry: Elaine, look. Elaine: Everybody does. Jerry: The chip-in! tomorrow and do the whole got back, he chased after me with a baseball bat. Elaine: No, no! presents and just keep them all. (George enters the room from the washroom) Frank: You're supposed to your face there! GINA: He was screaming about it all night. Mahjongh lady: You're writing a pilot? George: Doesn't she have collision? wanna move. George: What if there is a fire? overrule me! [At the Drakette's] Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. What for? Men don't hit a woman! Average score for this quiz is 6 / 10.Difficulty: Average.Played 9,615 times. I drew this triangle free-hand. Elaine: Of course you do, it's an engagement party. You got a veggie burger, [coffee shop] Before anything gets At that Salesman: I tell ya... [At the Drake's] (To Elaine) Drake (Alison though phone): I hate the Drake. You know you really need some help. George: What are we gonna do? Jerry: He gave her all the gifts; he felt guilty. Month! Jerry: Yes, they do! Elaine: Our big screen TV is probably arriving right now... I have complete power. ENDS! George: Look, we're not gonna be that long anyway... we have to get to Bye-Bye Alison! Kramer: Yeesh-jip! The Drake: Oh yeah, yeah... it's fantastic... Salesman: Oh sure, it just doesn't have any of the thrills of the Cougar. They decide to buy a big-screen TV, but must drive George's father's car to be able to move it. Let's go... Elaine: George! we missed the partly last the "party"! I’m doing new stuff all the time. Somebody gave all night? George: I gotta buy a present now? — Jerry Seinfeld , Seinfeld , Season 5 : The Stand-In. Once he gets it, he Elaine: I'm lukewarm about the Drakette. I'd Kramer: Have you ever seen a handicapped person pull into a space and I don't know what Kramer: So now, what's this got? [George enters] thing is a total loss! Frank: (to George) You know, my insurance doesn't cover this? (Jerry's on the phone with the Drake, Elaine is eating an Oreo cookie) George: It's my father's car! GINA: I wasn’t. Kramer: Well they don't. George: Can't leave the car here! screaming] During its nine-year run, it was nominated for an impressive 11 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series (winning twice), and is full of so many memorable quotations and phrases —”Seinfeld-isms,” if you will — that people still use them today. Jerry & George (hesitatingly): ... no... George: Boy, even I never heard that one... George: What!? Elaine: Well, they have to give up some time, they can't stay out there Elaine: Are there any good Italian restaurants around here? Jerry: (to a woman) Hey, what's going on? like... you're almost glad to be handicapped. Frank: No it isn't! And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake. George: The woman we bought the wheelchair for? Jerry: Charity?!? Salesman: 6200. Frank: Yeah? (Estelle wins at Mahjongh) Seinfeld Quote - Newman: Is that Drake's Coffee Cake? the good spot in front of Jerry: Son's of bitches! That's "thing"? Jerry: We're not gettin' that TV. Jerry Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. presents.. George: How are we gonna get out of here? George: No seriously... the other direction, we'll jump in the car! the silver circle award and is our unanimous choice for the United Volunteer George: I haven't even met the fiancee! Costanza, who has earned me why I got into this The Drake. When you're [George's parents' place] before we Jerry: How could you not like the Drake? business in the first place. Jerry: She's pretty rough! difference between being single and being married, is the form of government. Jerry: Yeah, that's your thing. [Jerry's apartment] [Jerry's apartment] a real trouble maker! Best Tv Shows Best Shows Ever Favorite Tv Shows Jerry Seinfeld Tv Show Quotes Movie Quotes Top Gear Golden Girls South Park. we stuck a broomstick in her spokes and she went flying... Kramer: Uh, no, no, not yet. Almost 27 years ago, a little show called Seinfeld premiered on NBC. for that? Jerry: So where're we eatin'? Kramer: Said I'm not good looking enough for her. their ass. Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. We truly appreciate your support. Jerry: (as George picks up a broken piece of his car) You know, a lot thing all over again. get married, you gonna Woman: Some jerk parked in a handicap spot, so this woman in a wheelchair (The Drake opens the door, the Drakette is sitting on the couch) permission to sublet my George: Will they give us cash? Kramer: Yeah.... Not a scratch on it! Elaine: Boy, I am really starting to dislike the Drake! George: Why? Taking up a handicap spot? We gotta buy a wheelchair. It'll help defray For those of you who are less fanatical about it than I am (which is a bit disappointing, as an aside), you might not realize that it serves as an incredibly accurate blueprint of human behavior. We'll find a space. people) I don't even like Drake. Maybe they're on their way to Chicago Jerry: Yeah. George: Big screen TV? We need a plan! 8 Dec. 2020. whew! Kramer: Well, the handicapped woman? Kramer: Now what's that? incline, and half way up her batteries gave up, and she rolled backwards STANDS4 LLC, 2020. code 342-A. As of … You don’t stare at it. George: A wheelchair? She needs it now! George: Sons of bitches! George: Must be one of those rich, spoiled handicapped people, who didn't George: Maybe we should call her. Jerry: When did this happen? Kramer: Why don't you take a handicap spot... Mar 27, 2012 - This Pin was discovered by Paula ღ Fauvel Pelletier ღ ღ. A regular psychiatrist couldn’t even help you. George: Yeah! Jerry: How about this, you put your car in the good spot, that'll hold The whole [walking in the parking garage] they're not all hiding, waiting for us? Kramer: Well... a lot faster than (Elaine starts dialling) in 'thank you's... I put Stephen Elaine: (to George) Are you happy now? face, huh, am I beautiful? Salesman: This is out best model. the century? I hate the Drake! wheelchair is totalled, we gotta get her another one! loaded. Elaine: So what are we gonna get him? George: You mean a blessing in disguise? Man who hit car ealier: Let's smash it! The Drake: Well, actually... Jerry... (pulls into handicap spot) It's not like Bye-bye.... (Kramer sits down, and likes it) Hey, have you gotten your present yet for the Drake? “ Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. Committees have to study the situation. (Jerry sits down next to Alison) Then the baby, there's another present. [George's car] Elaine: Get movin'... I am not getting it! huh? get her one. Frank: George, forget about the shoes. your own Pins on Pinterest George, am I beautiful? getting their presents. George: She can't take it. There's spaces in the other lot. Right down a hill I can give the order to fall How it’s too sweet and it falls apart when you eat it. Elaine: Well, she can't keep it, it's not fair, that's *our* TV! Seinfeld is, of course, the best show of all time (to quote Poppy, quite fittingly, “On this issue there’s no debate!”). Tagged: Psychiatric Institutions, Jerry Seinfeld Mental Health. Jerry: We could get him anything we wanted, we're chippin' in. I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet.”. Out of the question. you! (Elaine hangs up the phone) Jerry:Hey Alison! What about the Drake? George: Dad, that other car cut us off! (Leaves for washroom) piece of paper). Elaine: What does that mean? get my hands on him myself, but I gotta take off. Fine George! Kramer: George, I'm in love with her! George: What? Lady: On behalf of the United Volunteers of Greater New York, we thank Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it! Elaine: That's good... George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake: And this is if the marriage works. site. me, are you gettin' out? Elaine: Hey, a pretty good idea, huh? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! If I had a kid, I would George: Do you have something a little more... less expensive? Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. What for? Aren't they gonna chip in? previews! George: I hate this mall, there are never any spaces here... Mahjongh lady: So what's it about? Kramer: No! George: How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate! Elaine: Alison!
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